Something is wrong with the entire world when the Wet Spot (Seattle's Sex-Positive Community Centre, if you prefer the long name) is having a steampunk-themed pansexual play party ( Read more... )

"glass blowing seattle" is a very different google search term from "lass blowing seattle".

In case anyone had questions.

There is too much stupid in the world, and I have just come across the last bit of it ( Read more... )

SPELLCHECK IS YOUR FRIEND, MOTHERFUCKER!

What does it say about our fucked up, technologically-dependent society when we HAVE tools like motherfucking spellcheck available and no one uses those tools?

It says that we are going hell in a goddamn handbasket and that many otherwise-acceptable human beings will die when capitalist society collapses ( Read more... )

Oh honestly.

If you're going to hack wikipedia's entries on goats, you might want to make sure you can spell "originally" and "penises". This does not even seem to indicate that you are TRYING. And putting it RIGHT after the citation about goats in Iran? Yeah.

REALLY STEALTHY SUPERPATRIOT GOAT FUCKER.

If nothing else I am getting paid a lot of money to learn that people are stupid.

- Phone calls

There is no such thing as a "wrong number". The preferred way to deal with the person who answers the phone, assuming the idiot has done the dialing, is to insist, insist that they be able to give you the directions to South Seattle Community College ( Read more... )

Oh, well, this would make my life complete, because I cannot imagine going ANOTHER MOMENT without spending $22.00 on black toilet paper.

May the people that facilitate that die of unpleasant rectal conditions.

More later.